8.15.2007

Ignition


ignition
Originally uploaded by Gabe Lippmann

I'm finding an uncomfortable peace with the dealership loaner car I'm currently using. However, this push-button ignition is something I don't really appreciate, much less want.

There already exists a riot of sensors, knobs, buttons and levers that do all manner of strange things. Each one removes the driver just a little farther from actually controlling the vehicle. This ignition button just feels wrong. You press it and wait while the car does its thing. Personally, I like turning the key. It's like checking the pulse.

What goes on in today's vehicles seems lifeless. They unlock themselves as you approach (and some even start up). They sense rain and wipe away without driver consent (forced windshield wiping! call the authorities). They turn the headlamps on and off and check their own tires. They park themselves. Maximum Overdrive, anyone?

I'm not even going to get into the unexpected, odd sensation of cold air blowing on your ass from a temperature regulated driver's seat (particularly when you were not expected it).

Twist my ARM

On August 14, 2007 the Fed released a statement announcing proposed illustrations of consumer information for certain adjustable-rate mortgage products (ARM) described in the Statement on Subprime Mortgage Lending.

There is nothing Earth-shattering about any of these documents. The Fed is primarily pointing out the obvious, reaffirming existing legislation and providing a flavor-of-the-day take on issues that have been ready to boil over for quite some time.

All the players in the economy are being given a time out and a bit of a talking to. The cyclical nature of life is evident in much more than the peaks and valleys of the economic cycle, but in the peaks and valleys of behavior and intelligence. These government actions always seem reactionary, but it is the nature of the human beast to get complacent and sluggish. Without a jolt to the system as a reminder of what the downside will be, the trend toward the "easy way" will continue.

So what did the Fed have to say about subprime mortgage lending and the use of certain adjustable-rate mortgage products (ARMs)? First, I would like to point out that after the initial comment period, the Fed received 137 unique comments on the proposed Statement on Subprime Mortgage Lending. While these comments did serve to help refine the Statement, they served mainly to shine a light on the huge thought gap that exists between consumers and lenders.

In short, the complexities of lending products have outpaced consumers' (and many lenders') learning curves. As a result, the Fed is highlighting the need for consumer's to be educated on these products, for lenders to do proper underwriting and risk mitigation, and for organizations to maintain proper compliance initiatives. The latest offering lists proposed examples of what should be communicated to consumers.

How did we get here?

Reactions. Reactions to the S&L collapse in the 1980s, the Asian financial crisis in the 1990s and the bursting of the tech stock bubble in 2000.

  1. The Fed managed interest rates (keeping them at minimum levels) to avoid economic downturn. Anecdotal evidence suggests that even economic guru Alan Greenspan was aware of the potential for unanticipated damage resulting from these choices. However, choices must be made and it is yet to be determined if those choices were wrong.
  2. Low rates resulted in increased home prices, an increase in leveraged buyouts and overseas savings.

The result was typical shortsighted behavior and avarice fueled decision making from all parties. Consumers took full advantage of rates and leveraged themselves to the hilt. Consumers assumed debt well beyond their ability to shoulder in the event of a rate shock. Institutions took the opportunity to lower standards and bleed the subprime consumer while they could, while creating layer upon layer of financing that obscured the final investor from knowing what real values were. Attempts to push the long-term rates higher (and increase mortgage rates as a result) were foiled as investors' risk-return tolerance became suspect and foreign investment in U.S. Treasuries remained high. At the same time, non-regulated lenders became major players (banks were no longer the dominant lenders), loan-to-value ratios increased to untenable levels and borrowing requirements eased. In 2006, almost half (45%) of subprime loans were made to borrowers without fully documented incomes (and often, overstated credit worth). Bad loans were not in evidence, but mainly due to the ease of refinancing, and not due to any inherent strength in credit quality across the land.

Easy-money greed bled into the Leveraged Buyout business and down to the investors, including your next-door neighbor and your high school teachers' pension fund. With everything moving along at breakneck speed and high-risk investors raking cash, the disciplined, diversified investor was left wondering how they could justify staying out of the deep end. The con man needs a willing mark.

Lessons are always learned, but not often remembered.

8.11.2007

Great Interviewing Techniques

If you haven't heard, professional skateboarder Jake Brown had a serious crash at the X-Games on August 3rd. If you aren't squeamish, there are videos on Youtube (until ESPN has them all pulled).

The real story for me isn't the inevitable discussions of extreme sports and the incredible risks these guys and gals take (have you seen Travis Pastrana?). Rather, it is the extreme interviewing done by the living legend, Larry King. The interview is one of those rare treats that only the giants in the industry can produce. I have to warn again that the crash is ugly and being a good entertainer, Larry and gang provide us no less than 11 views of Brown's splat during the course of the interview. Fortunately, CNN is kind enough to provide transcripts of their shows so those with weaker stomachs can still play along at home (though for some reason, the brief exchange with CNN personality John Roberts is left out of the transcript).

A quick recap of the most spectacular moments (with handy time markers for the linked video):
  • Brown's crash shown 11 times, from various angles, including close up of Brown's shoes flying off. The crash is shown in a nearly continuous loop during much of the interview
  • 3 solid King Interruptions (the ellipses at the end of Brown's part of the transcript are an indicator of such occurrences)
  • King's professional level of interview preparation is revealed with such gems as "Can you make money" [2:12], "How important is the board" [3:57], "Can you teach [skateboarding]" [4:10], and "Do you keep in shape" [5:38]
  • King flexes his ad lib prowess by filling an uncomfortable void with "Boy that's pretty great stuff" - and trust me, you just can't feel the beauty of it from the written word [3:54]
  • King segues into a break by introducing John Roberts (who is sitting in for Anderson Cooper), then immediately asks Roberts, "What's up, Anderson?" and follows that by guffawing at his own gaffe [4:31]
  • Fortunately, Roberts deflects attention to King's error by asking Larry if he recalls Evel Knievel's failed landing at Caesar's Palace and mentioning that Evel "flopped around like a fish inside that suit" [4:41]
Overall, I give it an 84. It had a nice beat. You can dance to it.

A side note regarding Knievel: Evel decided to retire after a 1976 accident while attempting a jump over a tank of live sharks in Chicago. It was the first time a bystander was injured during a performance, as a cameraman was struck and lost an eye.

  1. Evel jumped the shark a year earlier than Fonzie did (Happy Days episode aired 9.20.77)
  2. Evel is proof positive of the old adage, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye"



Transcript, via CNN, of the August 8th interview:
KING: We welcome Jake Brown. And Dario Franchitti remains with us. Dario, of course, won the Indy 500 and had that accident going 250 miles an hour in Michigan on Sunday. Jake had this last Thursday at the X Games here in Los Angeles.

You brought the shoes with you, right?

JAKE BROWN, PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER: Yes. These are the shoes that flew off my feet.

KING: Now what happened? Well, all right, what happened, Jake?

BROWN: I landed a 720 over the gap. There's two different obstacles on this contest piece and a 720 is two rotations. It shows the footage right there. And then I'm coming up the quarter pipe and I'm off balance. I was trying to cut over to the right and then cut back to the left to give myself more room to move on the quarter pipe part where the accident happened. And I was off balance and the G- forces; everything else combined to make me squat to the board and then shoot me out to the flat, as you can see.

KING: Did you know you were trouble?

BROWN: Yes. By the time I got to the top of the ramp, I knew I was in big trouble.

KING: How badly were you hurt?

BROWN: I think there was a lot of adrenaline at first because I wasn't really that hurt right away. I felt like...

KING: What's your injuries now?

BROWN: I've got a fractured wrist, a fractured vertebrae and a bruised kidney -- I mean bruised liver and lung and just...

KING: How long have you been skateboarding?

BROWN: ...some crazy whiplash. About 20 years.

KING: Why?

BROWN: It's great fun. I mean once I picked up a skateboard, it's all I ever wanted to do.

KING: Where are you from?

BROWN: Australia.

KING: Can you make money skateboarding?

BROWN: Yes, yes. That's what I do it to make money. So...

KING: I mean do you make it at events like at X Games, you make money?

BROWN: You make money from sponsors and then events and demonstrations and...

KING: You brought this hat. It says "Blind." Is that a company that makes skateboards?

KING: Yes. That's a skateboard company. I ride for them.

KING: Dario, what do you think of what Jake does?

FRANCHITTI: I couldn't actually watch the accident, Larry. I started to see it happening and I had to turn away. It's scary looking. I mean I have all that protection around about me and with the car and with the formal structures and there's Jake with his skateboard and, you know, not much else. So I think he's incredibly brave.

KING: Jake, what do you think of what Dario does?

BROWN: Well, he's going quite a bit faster than me. It's just we're in two different worlds, you know. And then I've got much respect for what he does as well.

KING: All right, when you're going up, what's the key to skateboarding? Do you do things that other guys don't do? I mean are there certain jumps that other guys don't do?

BROWN: A lot of people have different tricks, like signature tricks and stuff.

KING: What's yours?

BROWN: Basically for videos you film -- when you film a video about it, it usually takes about a year or so to film...

KING: To film a video?

BROWN: Yes.

KING: A year?

BROWN: And then it'll be like a two-minute segment for each rider or whatever. So you'll just be there, you know, five days a week filming, filming, filming until you get that two minutes at end of the year. And it's usually a bunch of tricks that haven't been done or just, you know, some unusual or enjoyable stuff like -- this is from a video, our last one, video, "What if?"

KING: Boy, that's pretty great stuff.

BROWN: Yes.

KING: How important is the board?

BROWN: The board is one of the main things. The board, the shoes, the wheels, it all comes into play. You want to feel comfortable with your entire setup.

KING: I asked Dario if you can teach his sport. Can you teach yours?

BROWN: Yes, definitely. I mean if kids are into it, you can definitely point them in the right direction on what they are doing wrong, you know what I mean.

KING: The front of it is the exhilaration of going up?

BROWN: Yes. It's fun being weightless until you catch up to gravity.

(LAUGHTER)

KING: Just ahead, his car went airborne at more than 300 miles an hour but he's here to tell the story of why he survived and why he keeps on racing. That's next.

8.09.2007

Windy City Rubber Ducky Derby

This Friday there will be thousands of rubber ducks racing the Chicago River.


Net proceeds benefit the athletes of Special Olympics Illinois.


They are going to dump the intrepid racers off the Columbus Drive Bridge at Noon Chicago time. I hope to wrangle a close up view of the race start.
Look at those little suckers go.


8.06.2007

Can You Hear Me Now

The long awaited voice capabilities have finally been integrated into the Second Life client. It came with a whimper. The first day resulted in nothing short of agravation as I did not get voice to function properly on either of my systems. Shortly thereafter, voice was brought down for maintenance.

I have since managed to test it with a two sentence exchange akin to "Can you hear me?" "Yup".

At some point I'm going to go somewhere and listen to some Welcome Area chicanery, but I haven't gotten around to it. Almost nobody I deal with on a personal level is overly interested in SL voice chat. Neither am I, but I'm also not violently opposed to voice (for you, not for me, I'm mute). Nothing I do in SL really requires, though I could see some non-recreational benefits to it (assuming it functions well).

I'm waiting for the death of text chat that I was promised. It seems to be hanging on for a bit. I'll let you know if I see any roving Voice Zombies shoving around the Texters.

Water World Water World Water World

If you live under a rock, you may have comfortably missed all the hubbub about bottled water.

Most people are aware that the purchase and consumption of bottled water has grown beyond the domain of the jet set sipping at an imported bottle of Evian. The major liquid dealers, including the likes of Coca-cola Company and Pepsico, are mass producing their own labeled water and
everyone and their pet is now happily slopping it up.


In typical fashion, most people assumed that they were getting a valued added product. A healthy and safe product.

These days, the bottled water industry is under attack from certain environmental groups that cite numerous issues, including the leaching of toxins from the plastic bottles into the water, the increase in waste created by the increased production of plastic bottles and implying that the industry leaders are privatizing the very water that already comes from the taps we all have access to. Pepsico has recently announced that they will indicate on the Aquafina label that the water comes from a "Public Water Source".

Corporate Accountability International points out a number of valid concerns regarding the future of the world's water on their website. In addition to noting the public water sources that are providing the water for the bottled water producers, the CAI website notes that only one percent of Earth's water is available for human use and claims that by 2025, two-thirds of the world's population will lack access to water. The site also notes that the World Bank requires poor nations to privatize their water systems as a condition for receiving loans. The common resource is being used to drive a $100 billion beverage market. CAI claims that Coca-cola drained much of the water from community wells in India (a claim repeated across the Internet).

In response to a bit in the New York Times entitled "In Praise of Tap Water", the International Bottled Water Association came up with this response:

IBWA Response to Editorial inThe New York Times
Bottled water is a safe, healthy, convenient beverage that consumers choose to stay refreshed and hydrated. The International Bottled Water Association (IBWA) believes it is important for consumers to have the facts about the bottled water industry's outstanding record of environmental stewardship, safety and quality, and role as a bottled beverage of choice.

  • Any actions that discourage the use of this healthy beverage choice are not in the public interest.
  • The bottled water industry has an outstanding record and solid commitment to environmental stewardship and is a leader in the food and beverage industry in reducing its environmental footprint, while at the same time delivering the healthful value of bottled water to thirsty consumers.
  • If the debate is about the impact of plastic packaging on the environment, a narrow focus on bottled water spotlights only a small portion of the packaged beverage category and an even smaller sliver of the universe of packaged products
  • Despite their popularity, PET water bottles accounted for less than one-third of one percent of all waste produced in the United States in 2005.
  • Any efforts to reduce the resources necessary to produce and distribute packaged goods-and increase recycling rates--must focus on ALL packaging. Any other approach misses a real opportunity to arrive at a comprehensive solution to protecting and sustaining the environment.
  • Pitting bottled water against public drinking water confuses consumers who make bottled water their beverage-of-choice.
  • People recognize the importance of water consumption for hydration and refreshment and that should be encouraged-whether it is from bottled water or
    tap water. When faced with an array of bottled drink choices, consumers often choose bottled water because it does not contain calories, caffeine, sugar, artificial colors, or other ingredients they wish to avoid or moderate.
  • When it comes to bottled water or tap water, most people drink both, depending on the circumstances.
  • Bottled water is a healthy beverage produced by an industry that supports and relies on safe, quality ground water resources as well as municipal water systems and is are interested in strengthening, not undermining, municipal water sources.
  • Bottled water consumption has nothing to do with tap water infrastructure funding or drinking water system improvements. It is about beverage choice, available to consumers in all walks of life who choose, or rely upon, bottled water for refreshment and hydration.

As a consumer and an Earthling, I find this response to be a genuine failure. It seems an obvious attempt to obscure the issues raised by the eco-warriors and I'm insulted that they would think anyone would be mollified by this statement. They could have at least proof read the damn thing.

When are they going to start oxygen mining and selling it back to us in spiffy branded tanks? I suppose before that fantastical outcome, the current breathable air supply would have to be spoiled to the point of creating air quality concerns.....

8.03.2007

Say What? Shopping = Hell

I don't like the grocery store. I've mentioned this numerous times while hiking the internet back trails. For one thing, there are people swarming the place. Despite my best efforts, I can't seem to find a time when this isn't the case. People ruin everything. They are slow and clueless. They smell. They are rude.

Nobody follows the grocery store etiquette that all civilized people should know:

  1. Be aware of your surroundings (this is obvious and should be in use for most waking hours)
  2. Keep an eye on your kids, because the rest of us don't want to
  3. Keep your farking kart out of the middle of the aisle and do not wander out of sight of the damn thing
  4. 15 items = 15 items. If you can't count that high, please ask for help at the customer service desk, the photo counter or the embedded Savings & Loan
  5. Don't use the self check-out if you are technologically challenged, need help bagging or you're just slow as all get out
  6. If the line runs back far enough from the register, you must leave space for the other shoppers to continue to use the aisles. Nobody is going to line jump you for leaving a gap
  7. It's OK if you spill something. Mistakes happen, we're all human. It's not OK to walk away without making sure you hear the words "clean up on aisle five!"
  8. Use the damn kart returns. I know you don't give a shit about your rusted out 1985 IROC, but respect the other vehicles, please
  9. The first spot in the row is not worth holding up all the other drivers while you wait for that woman with a walker to load her week's worth of groceries (you could get out and help her, you know). Also note that Handicapped spots aren't really there for priviledged people with placards, they're there for people with real issues. If you don't even have a placard, prepare to earn one free and clear when the rest of us catch you using that spot
  10. Don't leave your fucking pets and children in the god damned car! This puts the rest of us in a bad spot. Stop being selfish and stupid.
What the hell is my point anyway? Well, this is a loving note to my checker yesterday. Firstly, sir, there is such a thing as Belgian Endive. The fact that you don't know that is not evidence that something strange is going on. Secondly, and I can't emphasise this enough, if you make any more comments about my items as you scan them, I am going to sucker punch you.

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