Not exactly. An alligator. What the hell? This place is really starting to fall into the realm of the insane.
A 4.5 foot gator was found in the South Branch of the Chicago River (I know the article says 5, but the Fox News chick just told me it was only 4.5 and from the footage, I would guess that to be close to accurate).
I guess I'll need some heavy artillery next time I go kayaking. The snapping turtles are bruisers, but they're like 100 years old and move about as fast as the concrete-shod corpses in there.
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