Hey, I get it. Life's a hassle. Pets are a pain. Poop is poopy. Walking is tiresome.
Fortunately, putting pictures on the web isn't very difficult.
Welcome to the interzone, my scofflaw pal!
Let's review the evidence:
Look, a pooch. He seems to be fertilizing the park. Very curious.
I wonder what this happy-go-lucky person is doing.
Oho! It's a happy reunion.
Come on pooch, let's roll out. Our doody is done here.
Let's have a quick review of the local signage. It certainly seems clear. You know, just in case you were unaware of societal conventions.
Cheers to you. You managed to have your dog off-leash, leave feces in the park where we like to cavort, and you parked in a no parking zone because, in order to do all this wonderful stuff, you actually drove your pudgy little dog to the freakin' park. Can't blame you. Wouldn't want dog shit in my yard either.
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