9.24.2008

Elephants On Parade: Death Edition

An escaped circus elephant was struck and killed by a bus driver (technically by the bus, which the driver was driving) north of Mexico City. The bus driver did not survive the incident and four other passengers were injured.

OK, that's not super unusual. Granted, it's not an everyday occurrence, but we've all seen rampaging elephant footage over the years.

The real head scratching comes when it is reported that the elephant's body has disappeared. Cover up of animal abuse? Aliens changing their M.O. from the usual cow grabbing? Government conspiracy? Zombie Elephant? Yes, I think that sounds right. Zombie Elephant. Watch the fuck out over there, chilango.

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